MIT undergrads

MIT undergrads:

74% of your report a debilitating emotional problem. 15% of you are getting treatment. What the fuck is wrong with the majority of you? Do the math, if you aren't at MIT Medical right now the odds that you aren't crazy, conniving mother fucker driven insane by your Tiger Mom, pent-up sexual angst, and inability to ask for help are about 7:3? Did you ever wonder whether your borderline or bipolar personality disorder might be affecting other people? Of course you didn't.

Rebecca Black haters

For my inaugural dis I'm targeting Rebecca Black haters, specifically the 269,871 who bothered to dislike her new video on YouTube.

Take pride in trying to drown someone's career because you'll never have anything else to be proud of before you die lonely, hated and in a psychiatric ward while they still seek a cure for your hikikomori. When trying to "make the [I]nternet great" by "trolling someone to suicide" is your biggest accomplishment, you know it's your moment: just pull the trigger already.